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Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly

by Unhappy Free Orc

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1.
Max Real / No Zero 00:34
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Max Real / No Zero Taste the new taste the new maximum reality drink zero shit drink bullshit no sugar We're having a ball like never before Phosphoric acid kill us all Caffeine pills enough for all And all just for all just for pushing the sleep away Kill us all kill us all zeronoshit comes to stay Max Real / No Zero
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Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly 02:34
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(one day I found text in a toilet) You know you must be careful You go with lust, a mouthful of luck won't help you there luck won't help you there Did you know solvent abuse can kill instantly? Luck won't help you there You have the guts, be brave now You're going nuts still somehow and luck won't help you there luck won't help you there We all know solvent abuse can kill instantly Luck won't help you there
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Revenge is OK 01:54
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Each year, over 1.6 million people worldwide lose their lives to violence. Violence is among the leading causes of death for people aged 15-44 years worldwide, accounting for 14% of deaths among males and 7% of deaths among females. For every person who dies as a result of violence, many more are injured and suffer from a range of physical, sexual, reproductive and mental health problems. Moreover, violence places a massive burden on national economies, costing countries billions of US dollars each year in health care, law enforcement and lost productivity But surely revenge is OK? You just don't understand, do you? All those people got killed for a reason. They deserved it, surely. They had done something wrong.
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Nice Double Price 03:58
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Nice double price nice double price nice double price nice double price We are gonna pay you we are gonna pay you Double price is so nice, double price Nice double price nice double price nice double price nice double price We're gonna pay you double price is so nice double price is so nice double price is so nice Nice double price nice double price nice double price nice double price Double price is so nice double price is so nice double price is so nice Chu! Yah! Nice double price nice double price nice double price nice double price
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The Big Bang 04:18
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Everything was nothing like 8 to 20 billion years ago And everything exploded just popped into being oh how do we how do we know for sure? How can we how can we know? They call it science They call it knowledge. It makes me laugh. They call it the truth They call me an ignorant youth. And it makes me sad Darwin's their jesus and they're his disciples They put their brain in his cage and his books are their bibles Religion they call superstition and believers just fools But their BIG BANG is no religion it's the absolute truth
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Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly - part II 06:52
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CAUTION: Use in short bursts in well-ventilated places avoid prolonged spraying avoid direct inhalation use only as directed Keep out of reach of children (those wild beasts they could kill you instantly you know) Do not spray near eyes or on irritated or broken skin (put all your stuff and stay in a) pressurised container Protect (yourself) from sunlight (the radiation might kill you instantly you know) Do not expose to temperatures exceeding 50 degrees celsius (it's too hot you know you might instantly die of thirst) Do not pierce or burn (yourself) even after use Do not spray on a naked (person) Flame Or incandescent material Keep away from sources of ignition (they might ignite you instantly you know) No smoking during or shortly after use please recycle (your mind) when empty. SOLVENT ABUSE CAN KILL INSTANTLY. (SOLVENT) (ABUSE) (CAN) (KILL) (INSTANTLY!)

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Caution: Use in short bursts in well-ventilated
places. Avoid direct inhalation. Avoid prolonged listening.
Keep away from sources of ignition. Use only as directed.
Abuse of this album can kill instantly.

Written, produced and performed exclusively by
the Unhappy Free Orc =
Marlon Moilanen > effect guitars, electric guitars
&
Miro Palokallio > warped vocals, synths, programming,
piano, acoustic guitars & additional electric guitars

Mixed, recorded & mastered by Miro Palokallio

Thanks to Chris and Aku, who liked this album.
Special thanks to Salla, who was the first and the only
one to buy this album.

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released August 20, 2009

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