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Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil)

by Unhappy Free Orc

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  • Streaming + Download

    Immediate download of the epic 7-track concept album Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil) in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire. The download includes additional artwork and stuff.
    Purchasable with gift card

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Includes the whole album + exclusive bonus tracks on a CD packed in a signed & numbered jewel case. Also includes immediate download of the album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire, with additional artwork and stuff.
    ships out within 3 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      €4 EUR or more 

     

  • This super deluxe package includes:

    - CD containing full album + bonus track, in a signed & numbered jewel case
    - The Rise and Fall of the Nazi Teddy Bear Nation, signed & numbered book containing the story + artwork
    - DVD containing 5.1 surround version of the album
    - Unhappy Free Orc T-shirt
    - Immediate download of the album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire
    ships out within 14 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      €80 EUR or more 

     

1.
We, the Pure Evil Nazi Teddy Bear Organization, declare war to the governments of the free people of the world. We feel that if some people are oppressed by their governments, everyone should be. With this announcement, I, the Purely Most Evil Nazi Teddy Bear, hereby claim the whole world to be under my wise rule. Enjoy.
2.
mamamama-My name is Van Ha Nen. Mut Tea Van Ha Nen. mamamamamy name is Lah Na Nen. Pek Ka Lah Na Nen. mamamama-My name is Van Ha Nen. Mut Tea Van Ha Nen. mamamama I'm the prime minister. Finnish prime minister. mamamama-My name is Ka Tie Nen. Yewrki Ka Tie Nen mamamamamy name is White. Barry White. mamamama-My name is Ka Tie Nen. Yewrki Ka Tie Nen mamamama I'm the deputy prime minister. Finnish deputy prime minister. mamamama-My name is Nii nis Ter. Sao oohli Ni nis Ter. mamamamamy wife is a little girl. Young little girl. mamamama-My name is Nii nis Ter. Sao oohli Ni nis Ter. mamamama I'm the president. President of the parlament. mamamama-My name is Teddy Bear. Nazi Teddy Bear. mamamamamy mission is to take over. Take over the government. mamamama-My name is Teddy Bear. Nazi Teddy Bear. mamamama I'll be the Emperor of the United Nazi Teddy Bear Nations. Most likely we will destroy your soul with our super powers that never let us down You can survive if you sell us your soul but you must help us burn down the world you know
3.
eeeee96699996969696969696999666977jghnhmmmmmm Tehre is crack in the housing. Exzellente sound, 32 models embarrassingly exactly reproduced
4.
On August 27th of 2038 at 3:40 AM my head gets smashed in by blue ice, I'm only 45 years old. Who did this to me? Who did this to me? I think it was the Pure Evil Nazi Teddy Bear Nation.
5.
I am Brian Cohen from London, UK,i came across your advert on website that you are in need of the above subject stated,i just want to used this little words of mine to let you know that i have it for sale,and still in a good condition, if you need some pics of the item i can send them to you once i heard from you so we can bargain price and i will need your complete address for shipping purpose, please i only need a serious buyer and i do accept check payment ,international money order and western union money transfer, MoneyGram money Transfer and paypal and also let me know what method of payment you prefer. You can call me on +447024057349 or send me an email for further discussion
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We are pure evil, we eat your stuffings, We are pure evil, Pure evil nazi teddy bears, And we will rise, we will rise to power, and we will rule the Pure Evil Nazi Teddy Bear Nation

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released October 10, 2009

Written, produced and performed exclusively by the Unhappy Free Orc =
Marlon Moilanen - concept developing, effect guitar, lead guitar
&
Miro Palokallio - concept & story developing, synths & programming, piano, vocals, guitar, additional lead guitar

Cover art by Miro Palokallio
Additional art (included in the full album download) by Miro Palokallio & Marlon Moilanen with a little help from Inka Vanajas

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